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Happy 2012 !

2012-01-08T00:45:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year!

It had been quite some time I blog and 6 months had just passed. For the last 4 months, I have been enlisted in Army and into a company called Ulysses or U Coy.

Had 2 weeks of training. I almost give up on the 3rd day as I still can't get used to the harsh environment and also no access to computer. Luckily, on the 4th day, I somehow get used to it already.

I managed to survived 1 week of tough training. However, on the 2nd week, I begin to feel chest pain, pain around the muscle area of tail bone and I feel like suffocating when I'm in the swimming pool. So I take almost 1 week of excuse from training.

After the 2 weeks of "confinement", when we finally return back to Singapore land, everything seems so "exciting" to us. From traffic light to female. lol.

On the day when I supposed to book in, I felt a sharp pain on my chest again. At first, I thought it might be the injury from training so I took some Panadol and went to rest. But the pain did not go away after for quite some time. In the end, I were sent to hospital by an Ambulance.

As expected, the doctor told me that my lung collapse had reoccur and it is so much worst than my 1st collapse and some more I had internal bleeding. It was so serious that on the 2nd day I had to went for surgery. After the surgery, I felt very sleepy(must be the drug) and to be honest, I don't really feel pain. It must be that I already mentally prepared and I actually felt very relax. Got 1 guy(bigger size) with the same condition as me but he keep screaming in pain(like slaughtering pig) for the whole night and keep asking for Morphine to help him ease the pain.

Since I had such a good boy(*shy*) and I recover so fast, my tube was taken out on 3rd day and I was discharged on the 4th day.

Just 4 days, my bill was $9 442.80 where the surgery itself cost $3 015. Luckily, Government subsidy(still want to complain that our government not good?) $7 286.59. My dad just had to pay $54 from his Medisave for the Ambulance(I think) and the leftover $2 156.21 was paid by Mindef.

For now, for the past 6 weeks, I am excuse from all training but need to do Sai Kang. The only entertainment I enjoyed is playing Monopoly Deal everything (*lol*).

Summary of the my past 4 months:

2 Weeks - 1 week training, Almost 1 week of Att B (Excuse from most of the training)

2 Months Att C (Rest at home)

6 Weeks - Out Of Training(OOT)

Now - Waiting for Posting

And here is my unglam picture.

I loved my 4D Number that had given to me which is 1111.

A lot of people say I look like buddy(Pic below) which I don't really think so except both of us are skinny. His legs are skinner than me, he is lighter than me around 6 kg+/- and it had a big tummy(Must be resulted from eat and sleep without much exercising).

I don't always judge people, but even I do, I won't say out. But this guy(my buddy) really is the worst person I ever met in my 20years of my life. In fact, all the worst people I meet when added up together still lose to him(*lol*). He had such a annoying voice(like squidward) and keep talking which irritates people. The best part is, the questions he asked are common sense or retarded questions which is obvious to normal people. People will change or at least will not implicate other people but this guy does the opposite which I think is either he purposely or mentally challenged.

He always get excuses for training due lame reasons like sore throat, running, marching, jumping.

Other most commonly use Chest Tightness, hamstring pain & backpain. He always exaggerate which looks so fake but I just play along with it. When there is no one around, go to cook house for meal or when is time to bookout, he is back to normal and run faster than anyone & even cut people queues.He is in fact the most famous person in the whole company and the highest rank and even the Medical Offers also know him. The day when I return back Tekong, after those people asked me how am I, the rest are his complain.

I wonder is it acting or is his IQ really low? He clean bed frame and cupboard with dry newspaper. How on earth will that be clean if wet tissue and dry paper doesn't work that good. He even ask me to help him wash his clothes? I was like wtf? I just come back from 2 months MC and you should be the one who help me wash. The most epic question he asked: "Do I put the detergent first or the water first for washing clothes?" Seriously, even primary school children can answer that.

The 1st 2 weeks of attendance I actually win him. I feel that he just refused to try his best. I just have to end here otherwise this post will be damn long.

Here is his Biography:

Name: Lim Wen Sen, Wilson

DOB: 27 Novemeber 1990

Age: 22

4D Number: 1112

Nicknames: Squidward / Pink Panther

Known as: Chao Keng Warrior / Sabo King

Favorite People: Medical Officer(MO)

Favorite Accessory: Yellow Band

Favorite Quote: Why leh?

Favorite Excuses: BackPain, Chest Tightness, Hamstring Pain, Irregular Heartbeat, Sore Throat(With Burning Sensation)

Bad Habits:

Always Ask Useless Questions,
Blaming People,
Cursing People,
Cut queue,
Digging Nose,
Fidgeting in File,
Inconsiderate,
Irresponsible,
Lack of Disciple,
Lier,
Peeling Skin & Nails,
Refused to Shower & Change his Underwear (3-5 days using the same underwear),
Scratching Head & Pubic Area,
Selfish,
Smiling When People are Scolding Him,
Talking to Himself,
Talk Fucking Fast (99% dunno what is hell he is talking about),
Untidy,
Use Crying Tactic to Gain Sympathy

Current Status: Out Of Course(OOC)

Health Status: No Known Health Problem (Confirm by Hospital's Report)

Skills: Wu Shu & Swimming

Luckily my Lieutenant called me today and told me that I had1 week of block leave.

Army taught me something that I never know about it or notice it:

-Don't change for other people, just be yourself if you know you are right.

-Always try your best and never give up till you admit into hospital (*epic*).

-Have a positive mindset and you will succeed it eventually.

Seems like a lot thing had happened recently, MRT, Singtel, DBS. Come on people, nothing is perfect in life and we should be grateful that such things does not happen regularly in Singapore.

I missed Scrum's owner ):

"Everyone makes mistakes and we should learn, understand and accept if you truly love the person."

My last post and it will be a long post

2011-06-29T05:24:00.001-07:00

I had been missing for at least 4 weeks without posting in this blog. Reasons are the first 2 weeks I am quite busy editing my template on 1 of my other blog and slightly lazy.

New Chimalogy:

http://ezysolutions.blogspot.com/ - New template and new features like hidden chatbox ,"zoomed" images, time saver mode after 120 seconds, better navigation for content pages at the top(half way done) etc

3rd week my laptop's motherboard overheat and my laptop passed away peacefully on the next morning. Not bad for a HP laptop that can lasts till its 4th year despite my laptop is much hotter than other brand like Acer when most ACER had problems within the 2nd and 3rd year.

I got a new HP laptop after 2 days as repair the motherboard doesn't seem worth it which cost around $500 plus. I rather get a new laptop and it costs $1099. Lappy seems a bit laggy when playing game perhaps due to a lot of newly installed program.

After a few days, is still the same, I suspect is the graphic card is faulty. And I do not have much time to change it due to I'm working for 4 days at Suntec doing Chroma key.

4th week, went back to the store(Best Denki @ Clementi) to have a 1 to 1 exchange and now seems ok but still had random lag spikes.

WARNING: Never buy computer with ATI/AMD graphic card. You will regret it.

Despite my new laptop with better specs than my old 1, because of ATI graphic card. It make it like a loser. LOL. I can't really buy a better specs as I'm going to army in around 3 months time.

But even though I'm using 64 bit Window 7 Enterprise with 4 GB of ram, it doesn't feel any difference(except for games I can feel the difference and the size of the screen) compared to my old laptop using 32 bit Window 7 with 2GB of ram.

I got plenty of interesting stuff to share but most of them are lost due to site are not saved as bookmark, so I can't retrieve it on a different computer. :(

Anyway, I'm going to share about a copycat on one of my money making forum which copied my answers as his. In the end, other members help me to report him and he got he account ban due to he violates the terms of the site.

(Click on the image for a clearer view)

Lol, he copied the exact words to words without editing nor stating the source. He even copied my typo.

Quote:

"Don't treat people too friendly or too good. Otherwise in the end you will get hurt or suffer."

OMG Facts:

- Viagra keeps flowers from wilting! [Source]

- There are turtles that bury their eggs in alligator nests. [Source]

- Bees can detect explosives. [Source]

Epic Joke:

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, ”You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog says, ”This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”
”No,” says the psychic. ”Next semester in her biology class.”

Epic News:

20 brilliant inventions to solve life's little problems

Epic Videos:

I will be back to update my blog after my NS which is around 2 years later.

In the mean time, you can visit these sites:

1) STOMP - Singapore Seen

2) OMG Facts - Your Mind. Blown.

3) WTF Japan Seriously

4) Chimalogy - Using Freeware for Solutions and Security for Computer

5) Wikilogy - Collection of technology

6) PTC-Profits - Earn money freely without any investment

7) Facebook - Charles Tng o.o

Till then, take care peeps!

Lots of OMG Facts & Videos!

2011-06-01T21:45:00.000-07:00

Quote:

"It's not hard to find the truth. What is hard is not to run away from it once you have found it." - Jeremy Hellven

OMG Facts:

-Hippopotamus sweat is red! [Source]

-Mercury is so dense that you can float cannon balls in it. [Source]

-Hippos kill more people each year than lions, elephants, leopards, buffaloes and rhinos combined. [Source]

-You can tell whether an egg is hard-boiled just by spinning it! [Source]

-A lot of candy is not vegan. [Source]

-Butterflies taste with their feet! [Source]

-Vitamin D Increases Speed of Sperm Cells. [Source]

-Smoking and overeating reduce your ability to hear! [Source]

-You can drink snake venom and be just fine. [Source]

-One of the most poisonous plants in the world is often grown near schoolyards! [Source]

Epic Joke:

Penis: I'm the only thing on the world that can have a negative height!

Epic News:

Alarm that shreds your money if you can't wake up, and other cool clocks

Move aside plankers. Meet the 'fallers', who actually have real skills

OMG Video:

Epic Videos:

Video of the week (Warning! This video is half an hour long):

Thanks Fu Zhong, Boon, Regina and Angeline for the treat @ Mind Cafe! :D

This is the worst game we played. The jokes are too long and not funny at all. LOL!

We give up playing this game half way. ~.~

Boon always can find this picture no matter how we mess the board up.

I win in this game cuz I have the fastest hands perhaps due to the training in audition. :o

I win in this game too. :D

This game is almost impossible to play but quite fun. Try doing the 4 hand gestures below.

And thanks Regina for the "birthday board". Very nice and I love it.

Suddenly got a message from my old facilitator about the project we do for Marina Bay Sands and the cheque can be collect from the office. I thought no more already after they give us 1 night at the hotel. But anyway, I don't mind taking it. :P

And I guess I will move on since you already make up your mind. All the best to you and hoped that we are still friends.

(:

2011-05-24T22:20:00.000-07:00

Quote:

"It is better to listen in order to understand than to listen in order to reply." -Jeremy Hellven

OMG Facts:

N.A

Epic Joke:

Jay Chou's Ears: Honestly, sometimes even I can't understand what he's saying.

Epic News:

What safety rules? Fear is not a factor for these workers

Man 'floats' in mid-air while leaning against building. Find out how he does it

Epic Videos:

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes from facebook, sms, phonecall, face to face and msn.

130 in total from facebook..

And I got this weird message from someone on 1 of my forum. ~.~

I decided to ignore it since she is from the USA. :o

R21 video and jokes

2011-05-15T23:56:00.000-07:00

Quote:

"When asked to guess woman's age, always guess 5 year younger then you think she looks. You would probably be wrong, but that's the right thing to do." -SengJueh Lim

OMG Facts:

-The majority of oxygen on the planet is produced by algae and other marine plants! [Source]

-For every 35 pounds a man loses, he gains one inch in penis length. [Source]

-There’s a fruit that alters your taste buds! [Source]

Epic Jokes:

-Penis to Virgin's Vagina: I am going in where no man has gone before.

-Middle Finger: I turn offensive when I'm alone.

Epic News:

Meet Taiwan's 'facedown' girls: They lie like planks in public places

'Herpes Pizza' and 32 other company names you won't soon forget

43 situations that will make you go 'fail'

Epic Videos:

Payment proofs this week and last week:

14May2011 - MyLot(4th) - $11.79 USD

09May2011 - Ayuwage(2nd) - $5.01 USD

[Get paid when you earn, more info, click here.]

My wish for this year is that you will pass your final exams with flying colours.

2011-05-08T22:53:00.000-07:00

Quote:

"The aim of education is the knowledge not of facts but of values."

OMG Facts:

-Koalas are the only non-primates that have unique fingerprints. [Source]

-Vinegar can help to stop a nosebleed. [Source]

Epic News:

Need a boost? The Chinese Cleavage Clamp gives you perk where it counts

Groovy or gross? Guys can make drawings with pee using heat-sensor urinal

Who would want the iPhone when you could have this? First PaperPhone in the world

Epic Videos:

Seems like payments for this week are delayed.

(Just because I moved on doesn't mean I won't be here if you change your mind.)